back to hell

TERMS OF SERVICE

last updated: april 2026

1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS

By using Mail From Hell ("the Service"), you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, close this tab and walk away. We won't judge. Much.

2. THE SERVICE

Mail From Hell provides anonymous glitter bomb delivery services. We send envelopes containing glitter and optional custom messages to recipients of your choosing. The glitter is cosmetic-grade, non-toxic, and extremely persistent. We are not responsible for the emotional damage it causes.

3. ACCEPTABLE USE

You agree to use the Service only for:

  • Harmless pranks between consenting (or unsuspecting) parties
  • Expressing disappointment in a sparkly fashion
  • Making someone's day worse in a legal, non-threatening way

You may not use the Service to harass, threaten, or intimidate anyone. Custom messages must not contain threats, hate speech, or illegal content. We reserve the right to refuse any order at our discretion.

4. PAYMENTS & REFUNDS

All payments are processed securely through Stripe. Prices are listed in USD. Once an order is placed and payment is confirmed, it cannot be cancelled or refunded. You chose violence. Own it.

5. SHIPPING & DELIVERY

We ship within the United States only. Estimated delivery is 3-7 business days. We are not responsible for delays caused by postal services, weather, acts of God, or acts of the devil. Delivery confirmation is not available because that would ruin the surprise.

6. ANONYMITY

We do not include sender information on any package. Your identity remains between you and your conscience. We will not disclose sender information to recipients, law enforcement requests excluded.

7. LIABILITY

Mail From Hell is not liable for any damage, distress, vacuum cleaner repairs, ruined carpets, workplace incidents, or relationship consequences resulting from glitter delivery. Use at your own risk. Seriously.

8. CHANGES TO TERMS

We may update these terms at any time. Continued use of the Service constitutes acceptance of the updated terms. We'll try to be cool about it.

9. CONTACT

Questions about these terms? Email us at contact@mailfromhell.com. We respond between the hours of never and eventually.