MAIL FROM HELL
anonymous glitter bombs. delivered from hell. you're welcome.
Ruin Someone's Daynot affiliated with the united states postal service. obviously.
you could be the bigger person. but you're here.
HOW IT WORKS
(it's not complicated)
Pick Your Poison
choose a glitter bomb. we have several. they're all terrible.
Drop the Address
tell us where to send it. we don't ask questions.
We Handle the Rest
shipped anonymously. untraceable. like a ghost, but sparkly.
somewhere right now, someone is opening an envelope and regretting everything.
PICK YOUR POISON
DON'T KNOW WHO TO SEND IT TO?
we have suggestions. browse our map of registered sex offenders with minor victims and pick a deserving recipient.
Open the Mappublic data from Florida FDLE. for educational purposes. and revenge.
glitter is technically a microplastic. anyway, here are our reviews.
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
people love us (their victims do not)
“my roommate is still finding glitter. it's been 4 months. we don't speak anymore.”
“sent one to my ex. she called me crying. best $16 i ever spent.”
“i sent one to myself to feel something.”
“my landlord thinks i had a craft party. i'm 34.”
this website is not therapy. but it's cheaper.
FAQ
yes. surprisingly.
we forget your name the second you pay us.
3-7 business days. revenge is patient.
yes. keep it classy. or don't. we literally do not care.
then you've made a powerful enemy. respect.